Trivia: Dissing Doctors

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.

– Voltaire

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

– Benjamin Franklin

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

– Benjamin Franklin

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

– Anton Chekhov

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

– George Bernard Shaw

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

– Henny Youngman

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